There is a moment of pause. You hear the person cough and clear their throat, their voice is much more pleasant now…and much more British.

Does anyone here have a Virginian accent?….seriously, what the hell.

“Oh….uh, keeping, of course”

This comes as a massive relief, the tension eases from your shoulders, as you let go of your held breathe and approach the door to welcome the….wait a minute….house keeping at this hour?….it’s almost midnight!

You once again start to feel uneasy, you’ve only been in your room a short while. Oddly enough, it is to your absolute horror - that this room has been in five star condition the entire time! you have already planned to leave a positive comment upon checking out, so why the devil would house keeping be knocking at this hour?

Then again, there is a very likely chance that there has been a simple misunderstanding.

TELL THE PERSON TO GO AWAY