THE MASSAGE PARLOR NIGHTMARE!

Based on a sentence originally spoken by Peter Haynes

You're finally awake.

The dream is always the same.

But now you must once again face reality, your body still hurts you, and you still haven’t the money to invest in a proper bed, waking once again, folded up on your couch that is far too small. Your neck is hurtin' for certain, and your spine is twisted like a pretzel. You quickly turn to glance at the clock! which was not only foolish on account of you JUST realizing your neck hurts, But worse yet, You only have five minutes before your shift starts at the Massage Parlor!

Yes, That's right, Reading the title, I imagine you probably thought there would be an option to receive a massage in this story, But No!

That's YOUR dumb job, and now you have to do it with a crippled neck, and a dollar store quality spine. So have fun at work,

I’m sure the next eight and a half hours will just fly by!

You get up and...